C                           G
I'm at a nandos trying to paul home
                Em                       D
All of my change I spent on Lou
                        C
Where have his socks gone
              G                        Em                               D
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

       C
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
G
The boys tried out seperately
Em
It's even harder to picture
D
They placed at number three
C
Harry loves to get naked
G
But the boys never mind
Em
As soon as they got famous
D                           C
All of the fan girls broke down

C                G
Twitcam makes me smile
                               Em
Someone should tell Niall
                   D
To hide his profile
            C                                      G
I let Larry Stylinson Prank call my friends
             Em                                D
6 r’s in Terrence, Zayn’s no pedophile

               C                       G
I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home
                Em                       D
All of my change I spent on Lou
                        C
Where have his socks gone
               G                              Em                         D   
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
 
                   C                    G
Everytime I read a new fanfic
                           Em                    D
Louis’ munching on some carrot sticks
                       C                G
Why is Harry’s hair always perfect?
                  Em                 D
Liam’s only got one kidney left

C                               
We’ve got to thank Simon Cowell
G
For making the boys stay
Em
Louis drove the van so slow
D
He got stopped twice that day
C
Zayn has such beautiful eyes
G
And perfectly quaffed hair
Em
There were women in Sweden
D                                       C
Who wouldn’t put their shirts down

C               G
Video Diaries
                Em
Superman Louis
                   D
Liam and Daniel Peazer
                           C                          G
And Zayn loves Perrie, Niall and his guitar
                       Em                       D
Louis and Eleanor,the kazoo and Harry

             C                               G
I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home
                Em                      D
All of my change I spent on Lou
                        C         
Where have his socks gone
             G                                 Em                       D
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

                    C                                         G
Zayn should probably work on his dance moves
              Em                 D
Niall is a big fan of the zoo
                 C                            G
Harry used to share a flat with Lou
                       Em                D
Liam won’t go near another spoon
                    C
Now I'm at a Nandos