C       Am      Dm   G
Wonder  if   I       gave  an  Oreo
C        Am        Dm          G
To  the  Big  Bad  Wolf,  how  would  the  story  go?
F          G          Em         F
Would  he  still  go  huff  and  puff?
    F          G             Em          F
Or  would  he  bring  those  pigs  cool  stuff?
    F    G         E7        Am            D7 (hold 4 beats)
To  decorate  the  deck  he  helped  them  build.
F            G7        C (continue into short instrumental)
Would  they  not  get  killed?

[Instrumental]
(Strum C for 4 beats)

C       Am      Dm   G
Wonder  if   I       gave  an  Oreo
C      Am       Dm   G
To  a  vampire       in  a  creepy  show,
F          G         Em   F
Would  he  not  act  so undead?
F          G            Em      F
would  he  thirst  for  milk  instead?
F           G          E7       Am        D7 (hold 4 beats)
I've  just  got  this  feeling  that  it  might  work
F    G7   F (continue into next part)
out  all  right.
F                    C
Cause  cream  does  wondrous  things
  F                   C         G
Inside  a  chocolate  sandwich  dream.
       F
If  I  gave  'em  to  great  white  sharks,
             C
Would  they  share  'em  with  baby  seals?
             F                   C                        G
Would  they  call  up  a  giant  squid  for  a  friendly  meal?
C       Am      Dm       G
Wonder  if   I       gave  an  Oreo...
C       Am      Dm       G
Wonder  if   I       gave  an  Oreo...
C          Am      Dm        G7        C (hold until end)
What  if   I  gave      an  Oreo  to  you?